"Tit"illation

Just as I couldn't resist the "Free Willy" pun in a previous post, entitling this post "Titllation" was too good to miss, in the context of Jodie Fosters' mammaries.

Her large mammaries are no doubt likely to get the breeder boys' pulses racing and their cocks a'throbbing but they do nothing for me whatsoever. That said, I'm curious as to what they feel like. Being a gay boy, I've never touched a woman's tits before (whereas I've touched more cocks than you can shake a stick at) and I'm curious. They're obviously plastic but I'm curious anyway. My curiosity doesn't stem from a prurient interest in breasts as such. I hear you think, "He doth protest too much!". Is he a closet breeder boy? Let's just say that I'm not completely out of the gay closet and it's simply conceptually inconsistent to be in the straight closet at the same time. Either that or I'm schizophrenic.

It seems pointless having a wedding dress like that. I seem to recall reading somewhere about a horny Roman empress (it might have been Anthony Burgess' "Kingdom of the Wicked" or it could have been Robert Graves' "I, Claudius", I don't remember which) who "married" her lover in some Bacchanalian wedding ritual after which all the guests joined in the celebratory orgy.

MTV is doing a reality TV programme in which the winner gets to marry Jodie Foster and I can easily imagine the wedding as a throwback to some Roman Bacchanalian, orgiastic romp.

I wonder whether any civil partnership ceremonies were concluded with an orgy? I can imagine the plot of a new porn film - boy meets boy but the road to love is rocky. Along the way, each of them has sex with a number of boys but each separately realises that the man he truly loves is the other and they get together eventually and marry. As a consummation of the wedding celebration, the newlyweds and their guests have an orgy. I don't think that's a film which has been made before but if it has, let me know as I'd like to buy the DVD.