Chinese Washbasins Mach II

Last week I was doing the usual trawl through the Getty Images website for pictures of cute guys when I came across this:

Apparently the city of Chongqing in Sichuan decided to install some novel washbasins. I can see how these would appeal to straight guys. Novel as these washbasins are, they can still be improved by adding one of these to each sink:

City officials should think about charging for the use of these improved, Fleshlight enabled sinks. Lube will cost extra.

Gay versions could also be installed and fitted with Fleshlights with the arse attachment. Alternatively, there could also be something like a Boca de Veritas with the Fleshlight mouth attachment like so:

I accept that something like the Boca Veritas will only appeal to the most extreme of fetishists in which case substitute it with a 3D representation of this or perhaps some other equally erection-inducing face of your choice: