Gutted

No, this not a picture of David Beckham. Look more closely.

This handsome devil is in fact Neil Cole and he's not generally known to be a David Beckham impersonator. He's many things - see his official website.

He's best known to me as the presenter of AXN's WRC Shakedown television programme which is currently not being shown but will no doubt return to AXN before too long.

I was exploring Neil's website today and found that he was married! Needless to say, I was gutted. I assume that he's married to a woman although same-sex marriages are allowed in British Columbia, even for non-Canadian residents so it is possible that Neil and his boyfriend (if they play for our team) could have been lawfully married in British Columbia.

I don't think Neil plays for out team, though. I've seen him look at the girls on Shakedown and he's almost certainly a straight boy. It's such a shame. All the cute boys are straight. It's ironic that, since it seems like a common perception among straight girls that all the cute boys are gay.

Does this mean that straight girls find gay boys more attractive than straight boys and gay boys find straight boys more attractive than other gay boys? That's just f!@#$d up - to borrow a phrase from the vernacular. In this instance, I'll conceded to a lack of vocabulary, having used the "F" word but the thought of girls prefering gay boys and gay boys preferring straight boys left me quite gobsmacked.

Fortunately there are still enough straight girls out there who like straight boys or else homo sapiens as a species will soon become extinct.