I Wonder - Does It Hurt?

This picture was taken some time ago after the match between Israel and England in Tel Aviv. I think it ended in a draw which is why Frank and Steve are both looking glum.

I've never paid much attention to Mr Testicles until he moved to Chelsea but my ex swore blind (and he being Irish, swore very colourfully) that he'd seen pictures of Frank with a full chest of hair in the past but now he's as smooth as a baby's bottom and it's not just his chest, if this picture is anything to go by.

Seeing as how low on his hips his shorts are in this picture, I suspect that he gets a full Brazilian, in addition to his chest. I don't know this for sure but if any one out there who knows someone who knows someone who knows a first team Chelsea player (who will undountedly have seen Frank naked in the showers), please get in touch with me. I'm dying of curiosity.

Any other (credible) information about the respective endowments of other Chelsea players such as Joe Cole, John Terry, Wayne Bridge and Sam Hutchinson will also be very much appreciated.

I can understand what motivates gay boys to wax themselves silly but straight boys? I'm sure it's not that Frank is in the closet but there must be something which motivated him to get so thoroughly waxed. Perhaps the mother of his children (I refer to her as such because I don't know whether they're now married or whether she still only his fiancee) doesn't like hairy men and won't put out unless he's smooth all over. That, I can understand to be a sufficient motivation for a straight boy to get himself waxed.

A bit of interesting trivia, seeing I posted an entry about Jodie Marsh very recently. Apparently Frank and Jodie were at Brentwood together and were in the same year. While Britney Spears was only pretending to be the slutty schoolgirl in one of her music videos (I don't remember which - possibly "Hit Me Baby One More Time" - yes, go on, say it, I don't care - I'll even admit to it - I'm a disgrace to gay boys everywhere - I'm not a fan of Britney, not then and certainly not now), it's not hard to imagine Jodie as the actual slutty schoolgirl - the stuff of many a breeder boy's fantasies, no doubt.