Distractions At Work

While at work last week, I was searching the internet for some information and came across a very amusing Wikipedia entry of various double-entendres.

For your amusement, I present below an extract from the Wikipedia entry. My colleagues were probably wandering why I was giggling hysterically for no apparent reason.

• "He [Diawarea] brings out an extra six to twelve inches and it's a fantastic tackle." (Scott Minto, BBC)
• "If he opens his legs, he'll be hard to handle." (Graham Taylor)
• "Ardiles strokes the ball like it was a part of his anatomy." (Jimmy Magee, RTÉ)
• "Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle." (Brian Johnston, BBC)
• "Botham struggled to get his leg over there." (Jonathan Agnew, BBC)
• "Rutherford's asking the umpire how many balls he's got left... he's got two." (Bryan Waddle, Radio New Zealand)
• "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." (Pat Glenn, Weightlifting Commentator)
• "I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs..." (Andy Gray, Sky Sports)
• "The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now." (John Motson, BBC in 27th minute of World Cup 2006 game against Italy.)
• "And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special." (Martin Brundle, ITV)
• "Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily." (Peter Schmeichel)
• "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh)
• "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey." (Brian Johnston, BBC Radio 4, Test Match Special)^[7] (possibly apocryphal)^[1][8]
• "Arsene Wenger's lips are firmly sealed on Sir Alex Ferguson" Sky News
• "Reverend John, who is living with an openly gay partner, is no doubt feeling rather sore today", Paul Handley, Radio 5 Live