Welcome to the inside of my mind! Curious? Read on then......
Sorry, I couldn't resist the "free willy" joke.
I've seen my share of cocks but I've never seen one so big and it's not even hard yet! Getting fucked with something that big will hurt. Unless you're a whale, of course.
I wonder whether it's in the keeper's job description to wank the whale. How often do they do it? Can you imagine the amount of cum? In this case, the phrase "cumming in buckets" will have a very literally meaning.
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Labels: Made Me Smile
| Name:: | Timothy Hew |
| Birthday:: | Once every year |
| Birthplace:: | Wellington, New Zealand |
| Current Location:: | Earth |
| Eye Color:: | Brown |
| Hair Color:: | Dark brown |
| Height:: | 5'11" |
| Right Handed Or Left Handed:: | Right |
| Your Heritage:: | Mostly Chinese, some Dutch |
| The Shoes You Wore Today:: | John Lobb |
| Your Weakness:: | Bloody-minded |
| Your Fears:: | All my teeth falling out |
| Your Perfect Pizza:: | None - I don't eat carbs |
| Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: | To be happier than I was last year |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: | I'm not really an IM sort of guy |
| Thoughts First Waking Up:: | What do I do with this hardon? |
| Your Best Physical Feature:: | Eyes |
| Your Bedtime:: | Anytime there's a cute guy in it |
| Your Most Missed Memory:: | I still have all my memories, thank you |
| Pepsi Or Coke:: | Coke, especially the white stuff |
| McDonalds Or Burger King:: | Carl's Junior |
| Single Or Group Dates:: | Both |
| Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: | Those are disgusting, give me a nice orange pekoe instead |
| Chocolate Or Vanilla:: | Definitely chocolate - at least 80% cocoa, thank you |
| Cappucino Or Coffee:: | Coffee has never passed my lips |
| Do You Smoke:: | Active - No; Passive - Yes |
| Do You Swear:: | Sometimes, in a language you don't understand |
| Do You Sing:: | Only when I'm drunk |
| Do You Shower Daily:: | Yes, twice |
| Have You Been In Love:: | Often |
| Do You Want To Go To College:: | Been there, done that, nearly did it again in 2007 |
| Do You Want To Get Married:: | Only if the right man comes along |
| Do You Believe In Yourself:: | Can't you tell? |
| Do You Get Motion Sickness:: | Only if it's rough and I've just eaten a big meal |
| Do You Think You Are Attractive:: | Sometimes |
| Are You A Health Freak:: | Not really - but this is from a guy who avoids eating carbs.... |
| Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: | Not really |
| Do You Like Thunderstorms:: | Only if I'm indoors |
| Do You Play An Instrument:: | Yes |
| In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: | Yes, several times |
| In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: | Prescription or illicit? |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: | Depends, if "date" means a hook-up leading to casual sex, then definitely yes, several "dates" every month. |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: | Yes, at least once a week |
| In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: | No - see my answer about eating carbs |
| In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: | Yes, at least once a week |
| In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: | Yes, for a Scarlatti Marathon |
| In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: | Yes, at a gay sauna - all the other guys there were skinny dipping too |
| In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: | I claim privilege against self-incrimination |
| Ever Been Drunk:: | Yes |
| Ever Been Called A Tease:: | Yes |
| Ever Been Beaten Up:: | No, would you like to try? |
| Ever Shoplifted:: | See my answer on theft |
| How Do You Want To Die:: | Eventually |
| What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: | Do I have to grow up? |
| What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: | Oompa Loompa Land |
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