What Do These Have In Common?

Let me start this post with a caveat.

I'm pissed.

I just got back from a rather boozy lunch and sent some drunken emails to a few friends in which I might have said some inappropriate things and for which I will probably have to apologise for tomorrow but that can wait.

We had some overseas visitors today and to celebrate their visit, we went out and had a nice lunch, accompanied by 4 bottles of wine between the 6 of us. Needless to say, not much work will be done this afternoon although I have a conference call with some fellow piss-artistes from one of the Magic Circle firms and Durban. Should be able to manage that without letting on.

In the meantime, I need to sober up. A lemon would be handy.

I find that sucking on a lemon helps clear the mind of alcohol-induced fuzziness very quickly.

Here's some lemons:

Don't they look nice and juicy?

Lemons are all very well and apart from their usefulness in dispelling hangovers and in cooking, are not exactly the most interesting things to suck on.

Cocks on the other hand are much more fun to suck on. When I say "cock", I mean "penis" and the human variety, I might add. I'm not into bestiality, if you must know.

Here's a nice picture of a cock which looks eminently suckable,

It's also nice, juicy and hard.

My favourite variety!

If only I could get a cock could squirt lemon juice instead of cum, I'd be able to suck on my favourite thing and get over a hangover at the same time.

Hands off that patent. It's mine!!!

And yes, you thought I'd forgotten the answer to the question I posed earlier didn't you?

So what do lemons and and an erect penis have in common?

It's a drunk and horny gay boy that's what!

Simple, isn't it?