Australian Wit
The English may have any number of things to say about the Australians, particularly after having been white-washed in the recent Ashes series but this is probably Australian wit at it's best.
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About Me
- Tim Hew
- This blog contains gay content and male nudity. If you are a minor, you really shouldn't be reading this blog but I can't stop you if you do.
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| Name:: | Timothy Hew |
| Birthday:: | Once every year |
| Birthplace:: | Wellington, New Zealand |
| Current Location:: | Earth |
| Eye Color:: | Brown |
| Hair Color:: | Dark brown |
| Height:: | 5'11" |
| Right Handed Or Left Handed:: | Right |
| Your Heritage:: | Mostly Chinese, some Dutch |
| The Shoes You Wore Today:: | John Lobb |
| Your Weakness:: | Bloody-minded |
| Your Fears:: | All my teeth falling out |
| Your Perfect Pizza:: | None - I don't eat carbs |
| Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: | To be happier than I was last year |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: | I'm not really an IM sort of guy |
| Thoughts First Waking Up:: | What do I do with this hardon? |
| Your Best Physical Feature:: | Eyes |
| Your Bedtime:: | Anytime there's a cute guy in it |
| Your Most Missed Memory:: | I still have all my memories, thank you |
| Pepsi Or Coke:: | Coke, especially the white stuff |
| McDonalds Or Burger King:: | Carl's Junior |
| Single Or Group Dates:: | Both |
| Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: | Those are disgusting, give me a nice orange pekoe instead |
| Chocolate Or Vanilla:: | Definitely chocolate - at least 80% cocoa, thank you |
| Cappucino Or Coffee:: | Coffee has never passed my lips |
| Do You Smoke:: | Active - No; Passive - Yes |
| Do You Swear:: | Sometimes, in a language you don't understand |
| Do You Sing:: | Only when I'm drunk |
| Do You Shower Daily:: | Yes, twice |
| Have You Been In Love:: | Often |
| Do You Want To Go To College:: | Been there, done that, nearly did it again in 2007 |
| Do You Want To Get Married:: | Only if the right man comes along |
| Do You Believe In Yourself:: | Can't you tell? |
| Do You Get Motion Sickness:: | Only if it's rough and I've just eaten a big meal |
| Do You Think You Are Attractive:: | Sometimes |
| Are You A Health Freak:: | Not really - but this is from a guy who avoids eating carbs.... |
| Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: | Not really |
| Do You Like Thunderstorms:: | Only if I'm indoors |
| Do You Play An Instrument:: | Yes |
| In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: | Yes, several times |
| In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: | Prescription or illicit? |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: | Depends, if "date" means a hook-up leading to casual sex, then definitely yes, several "dates" every month. |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: | Yes, at least once a week |
| In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: | No - see my answer about eating carbs |
| In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: | Yes, at least once a week |
| In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: | Yes, for a Scarlatti Marathon |
| In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: | Yes, at a gay sauna - all the other guys there were skinny dipping too |
| In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: | I claim privilege against self-incrimination |
| Ever Been Drunk:: | Yes |
| Ever Been Called A Tease:: | Yes |
| Ever Been Beaten Up:: | No, would you like to try? |
| Ever Shoplifted:: | See my answer on theft |
| How Do You Want To Die:: | Eventually |
| What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: | Do I have to grow up? |
| What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: | Oompa Loompa Land |
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