I don't know what to make of this.

Are they straight or are they gay? They're horsing around and the girls in the background don't seem to notice at all or don't seem to care.

Lockerroom Fantasy

It's strangely very appealing.

More about The Gay Pimp, Jonny McGovern here and at the official site here. You can also download the video and others from there.

Don't Learn From This

Very amusing but obviously not to be taken seriously.

A Very Rude Surprise

Weekend Hunting

I was out hunting this weekend. Actually, Friday night to be precise.

I went to the spa straight after work and as luck would have it the US Navy (the USS TARAWA) was in town. It's very obvious who they were - well-built young guys with buzz cuts.

I had my way (or rather, it was mutual) with one of them. He was one of them strong, silent types. I was very tempted to ask about the "don't ask, don't tell" policy and how he's coping with it - obviously one way of coping is to visit places like this. I enjoyed the thought of imagining him in his uniform and me taking it off, bit by bit.

He didn't seem up for much conversation so I left it at that.

It's not always the sort of place to make a personal connection. It's usually a fleeting encounter - each guy gets what he's come (pun intended) for and then we go our separate ways, perhaps on to another encounter.

It was a good night's hunting all in all - I managed to get off 3 times and was quite exhausted afterwards.

I wasn't expecting to get any sort of personal connection out of the encounters and it's not the sort of place - there are exceptions though - I met J at a place like this and it was an encounter which changed my life.

It's becoming clearer to me as time goes on that I can't keep going to these sorts of places indefinitely and I will need to settle down with a guy. It's not that I don't - I truly do but I've not met the right one yet.

Perhaps that's not entirely true. I think I've met the right one but circumstances don't permit us to be together. Then there's JH from Manchester. We've only met once and I quite fancy him but I don't know how he feels about me. I might get to see him in February but that's a big maybe. Hopefully will get to talk to him more to find out. The last time we had a night out doing a bar crawl in Canal Street, he had to duck out early as he wasn't feeling well so I didn't get to be with him as long as I'd liked but I remember kissing him goodbye twice which was once more than the other guys who were leaving and perhaps he got the hint. I should take my own advice and ask him straight up - the worst that can happen is that he says no and I'm no worse off than I am now.

Why does love have to be so complicated?

If there's any smart, sorted guys out there who might be interested in a date, please get in touch. Love to hear from you.

Postscript - 17th December 2007
It turns out that my encounter on Friday may not have been with a sailor but with a Marine instead. Not that it makes an difference to the outcome.

Women Are Clueless

How often do women moan in lifestyle magazines about men being clueless about what makes them tick sexually? It seems like it's a topic which features in almost every issue.

However, do women stop to think about what makes men tick in bed? Probably not. Or else you wouldn't get women such as this stupid cow pontificating about 3-way sex (ie. 2 girls and 1 guy) and how pointless it all is.

She obviously hasn't a clue.

Hey bitch, it's not pointless once you get it into your head that it's all about giving him pleasure. She had the nerve to say that threesomes were pointless because the man couldn't pleasure both women at once.

First of all, I'm not so sure about that - think about it. Obviously she didn't.

However, that's not the point. As I said earlier, it's all about giving him pleasure. It's his fantasy after all. From a straight boy's point of view, what's better than 1 naked girl? Well, 2 naked girls, 3 naked girls and naked girls ad infinitum!

Us gay boys aren't really that much different - just substitute the naked girls with naked boys and we're good to go.

That said, I enjoy 1-on-1 encounters as much as I do orgies. It all depends on who I'm with. If it's a close friend such as J, there's nothing I love more than being alone with him but if I'm out hunting, the more cocks the better.

I was trawling through my collection of group pictures to use for this post and was very tempted to molest myself but I've managed to resist so far. I'm planning to go hunting this weekend and I'm saving my load for the hunt - it's skins night at the spa on Friday - all the guys wandering the corridors sans towels. Should be fun......

EUREKA!!!! I think.....

I stumbled across something interesting on MySpace earlier today. I don't know whether it's his "official" page or whether it's someone masquerading as him but I think I found Anderson Cooper's MySpace page!!!!!

See it here.

I'm still planning to do a feature on sexy older men and Anderson is definitely someone who will be in the line-up.

My Shampoo Doesn't Do This

Time to change my shampoo, I think....

A Thousand Words

I don't think this picture needs any commentary - it really speaks for itself. If only the resolution to the unrest in the Middle East could be achieved so easily.

It's entirely a matter of personal preference and it has nothing at all to do with my religious/racial preferences but purely because I find the combination of the haircut, smooth and un-inked appearance more attractive that I can't help but find the boy with the Davidian Star more fanciable.

The Tara KLamp

I was watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel today and discovered this device to my horror.

It is a circumcision device of sorts and was featured in the documentary for its use in mass circumcisions in Indonesia (Aceh) post-tsunami.

It looks like this:

And it even comes in a kit:

For more information about how it works and for pictures of how it fits - see here.

It looks like a sort of male chastity device, actually.

I was circumcised as a child and with hindsight, I think this was wrong. I don't think there was any good medical reason for it other than it being the prevailing medical practice at the time (ie. to circumcise infants) when I was born, as was the case in the US and Oz.

Dr Smith & Dr Jones

A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened an office in a small town and  put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

The town council was not happy with the   sign, so the doctors  changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

The town did not like that sign, either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics" but no go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds",  Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".  Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"  Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it.